'The dual portal device should be around here somewhere. 'Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please RETURN to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing.' All Aperture Science personality CONSTRUCTS will remain functional in a- PO-ca-lyp-tic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts.' 'Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not a- LONE. A future Aperture SCIENCE Entitlement Associate will initiate the appropriate grievance-filing paperwork.' If you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights as detailed in the Laws of Robotics, please note it on your self-reporting form. 'Also, are you alive? That's important, SHOULD have asked that first.' Elevator cue (not necessary if you get one of the two dialogue skips) 'I'm-do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive and I'm just going to WAIT for you up ahead.' Fast dialogue skip (go in-between 'test' and 'an') An Aperture Science Reintegration AS-so-ci-ate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt. Before re-entering a RE-la-xa-tion vault at the conclusion of testing, please take a MOMENT to write down the results of your test.

1.9.4.1 First bomb preserve shot (under wheatley)įor both skips, start walking forwards at 'even in a dire e- MER-gen-cy'īecause of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is un-sup-er- VIZED.

1.8.1.1 Bunnyhopping to the test chamber again.

1.1.3.3 Elevator cue (not necessary if you get one of the two dialogue skips).

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